Wednesday, August 24, 2016

BBC Polls a Bunch of Retarded Movie Critics to Concoct the Most Ludicrous "100 Greatest Films" of 21st Century List.

For Entire Article: http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20160819-the-21st-centurys-100-greatest-films

Top 25: 

25. ​Memento (Christopher Nolan, 2000)
24. The Master (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2012)
23. Caché (Michael Haneke, 2005)
22. Lost in Translation (Sofia Coppola, 2003)
21. The Grand Budapest Hotel (Wes Anderson, 2014)
20. Synecdoche, New York (Charlie Kaufman, 2008)
19. Mad Max: Fury Road (George Miller, 2015)
18. The White Ribbon (Michael Haneke, 2009)
17. Pan's Labyrinth (Guillermo Del Toro, 2006)
16. Holy Motors (Leos Carax, 2012)
15. 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days (Cristian Mungiu, 2007)
14. The Act of Killing (Joshua Oppenheimer, 2012)
13. Children of Men (Alfonso Cuarón, 2006)
12. Zodiac (David Fincher, 2007)
11. Inside Llewyn Davis (Joel and Ethan Coen, 2013)
10. No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Coen, 2007)
9. A Separation (Asghar Farhadi, 2011)
8. Yi Yi: A One and a Two (Edward Yang, 2000)
7. The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick, 2011)
6. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004)
5. Boyhood (Richard Linklater, 2014)
4. Spirited Away (Hayao Miyazaki, 2001)
3. There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007)
2. In the Mood for Love (Wong Kar-wai, 2000)
1. Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)

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A Saner List: 

A.I.: Artificial Intelligence
Mulholland Dr.
Werckmeister Harmonies
Memories of Murder
Katyn
Unbreakable
High Fidelity
Ghost World
Tron Legacy
Still Walking
Mothman Prophecies
Amelie
Assassination of Jesse James
C.R.A.Z.Y
Damsels in Distress
Kings of Summer
American Splendor
O Brother Where Art Thou
Zodiac
The World's End
Wicker Park
Insomnia
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Amores Perros
The Counselor
Y Tu Mama Tambien
Letters From Iwo Jima
Flags of Our Fathers
Slow West
The Hunt
Tomorrowland
Downfall
American Sniper
Guru (India)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Inception
Into the Wild
Kabei
Poetry
Nobody Knows
Before I Disappear
City of God
Tropical Malady
Crimson Gold
Lady and the Duke
Dharm
State and Main
Twilight: New Moon
Shutter Island
Scanner Darkly
Count of Monte Cristo
Boardwalk Empire (episode 1 - TV)
Safe Conduct
Yi Yi
Elephant
Minority Report
Gangs of NY
Life of Pi
Adventures of Tin Tin
House of Mirth
Senna
Catch Me If You Can
4 month, 3 Weeks, and 2 Days
Distant (Turkey)
Lost In Translation
Memento
Bridge of Spies
August: Osage County
Gravity
Spartan
Twilight Samurai
Cold in July
Rush
American Sniper
Hurt Locker
Take Care of My Cat
Shaun of the Dead
Barbarian Invasions
An Education
The Others
Antman
Ender's Game
Bourne Identity
Congorama
Open Range
Like Father Like Son
Sunflower (China)
Robocop
The Return
Mildred Pierce (TV)
Blue Jasmine
Flower of Evil
Master and Commander
In the City of Sylvia
Spider
No Country for Old Men
Inside Llewyen Davis
King Kong
Beijing Bicycle
Me and Orson Welles
Lost in Translation
Diving Bell and Butterfly
Love and Honor
Hidden Blade
Phil Specter(TV)
Bourne Supremacy
Joe
The Great Beauty
World Trade Center
Only Lovers Left Alive
Coming Home
Star Wars Attack of the Clones
Matrix Revolutions
Moon
Looper
The German Doctor
Ararat
The Pianist
A History of Violence
Merci Pour Le Chocolat
Wolf of Wall Street
Che
War of the Worlds
Only Lovers Left Alive
Coming Home
The Wrestler
Rescue Dawn
Act of Killing
Prestige
The Conspirator
Love and Death in Long Island
My Dog Skip
Footnote
Together (China)
Cog
The Mist
The Day
I Wish
Sweetgrass
Despicable Me
American Gangster
Art School Confidential
Ray
Apocalypto
Election Triad
The Village
Million Dollar Baby
Mystic River
The Happening
Little Miss Sunshine
Evil (Sweden)
My Architect
Pusher Trilogy
Diary of the Dead
J Edgar
Alexander
Cloverfield
Casino Jack
W
Defiance
The Last Samurai

Dumbass Movies on the BBC list that no sane person should could possibly like:

Finding Nemo
Let the Right One In
Far from Heaven
Her 
Almost Famous
Dogville
Under the Skin
Moulin Rouge (WTF)
New World
Tree of Life
Dark Knight
Cache
Grand Budapest Hotel
Mad Max Fury Road
Pan's Labyrinth
Children of Men
Spirited Away
In the Mood for Love (Zzzzz)
There Will Be Blood 

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